12 bags of plasma A chainsaw (we recommend the Bosch Ake 35-17S, comes with 0.1 kickback cutoff) Scant regard for your own or anyone elses sanity or safety.
12 bags of plasma... Er...it's in one large Civi shaped bag... that do? A Chainsaw... I preffer the "Bruce Cambell's Right Hand 2000" And I've ALWAYS had scant regard for safety! Danger and violence should be equal opportunity!
Wow! Cyber enhanced badgers! Aieeeeee!!!! *VRRRRRRMMMMVRRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!!* *Noises best not described* *Climbs out of pit covered in bright red gore and bits of cyber-badger.*
Here, have a staple remover as a goodwill wish, and now...
*a 4 kg rifle is dumped into your arms and suddenly the floor vanishes under you as you race down a slide into a mirror maze filled with the aforementioned beasties*
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THE GAME
Date: 2004-09-17 08:23 am (UTC)Re: THE GAME
Date: 2004-09-17 08:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 08:23 am (UTC)The Life of a Game.
Which is which?
Who can tell?
But not this Who!
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Date: 2004-09-17 08:35 am (UTC)*backs sllllooooowly towards the door*
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Date: 2004-09-17 08:37 am (UTC)*grins maniaclly*
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Date: 2004-09-17 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 08:28 am (UTC)*Awards you a reference cookie*
Date: 2004-09-17 08:30 am (UTC)a) USA.
b) USSR.
Re: *Awards you a reference cookie*
Date: 2004-09-17 08:40 am (UTC)Re: *Awards you a reference cookie*
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Date: 2004-09-17 09:02 am (UTC)Re: *Awards you a reference cookie*
Date: 2004-09-17 08:53 am (UTC)Erm, I mean, select your targets.
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Date: 2004-09-17 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:07 pm (UTC)Can I play???
*grins and nods enthusiasticly*
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-17 12:52 pm (UTC)12 bags of plasma
A chainsaw (we recommend the Bosch Ake 35-17S, comes with 0.1 kickback cutoff)
Scant regard for your own or anyone elses sanity or safety.
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:56 pm (UTC)Er...it's in one large Civi shaped bag... that do?
A Chainsaw... I preffer the "Bruce Cambell's Right Hand 2000"
And I've ALWAYS had scant regard for safety! Danger and violence should be equal opportunity!
Game on!
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Date: 2004-09-17 12:59 pm (UTC)*boot*
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Date: 2004-09-17 01:30 pm (UTC)Aieeeeee!!!!
*VRRRRRRMMMMVRRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!!*
*Noises best not described*
*Climbs out of pit covered in bright red gore and bits of cyber-badger.*
Wow...that was intense... :-)
This game is fun!
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Date: 2004-09-17 01:39 pm (UTC)Stage 2, the zombies with stapleguns... in that room there, or rather in this building here.
*derezzes*
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Date: 2004-09-17 02:19 pm (UTC)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow...
That's it!
TAKE THIS!!!
*Rabid motor noises and the noise of evicerated Zombie punctuated by staple noises...*
*Leaves building lookiung irritated and tired and with hundreds of staples in his flesh.*
THAT was irritating...
*Grumbles*
All done... what's next?
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Date: 2004-09-17 02:36 pm (UTC)Congratulations, you've made our sponsors very happy! You've won your choice of the following;
A M41-A pulse rifle with crowd pleasing hi explosive rounds or
A mono blade upgrade for your chainsaw!
In this third and final round you'll be facing a combination of the terminator, a classic alien and what has only be described as "Agggggh a shoggy".
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Date: 2004-09-17 02:43 pm (UTC)*Sighs and gets ready for the next round, pulling a staple from his left eye and frowning.*
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Date: 2004-09-17 03:22 pm (UTC)Here, have a staple remover as a goodwill wish, and now...
*a 4 kg rifle is dumped into your arms and suddenly the floor vanishes under you as you race down a slide into a mirror maze filled with the aforementioned beasties*
Let's wish him all good luck folks!
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Date: 2004-09-17 05:06 pm (UTC)You will be considered a true Master of Games when you have defeated me at both Perudo (Dice... Of the ANDES!) and Escape from Colditz.
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Date: 2004-09-17 06:08 pm (UTC)