It's Friday - it's work snippet time!

[robinbloke]

Colleague: It's a transcendental release.
Me: Every time we release it we become more enlightened.

Colleague: It continues to continue.
Me: It continues to wait to continue.

Colleague: <Project name>?
Me: Ha!
Colleague: writes 'ha!' on project update status.

Colleague: All <project>'s name items are going to be delayed due to a higher priority task at this rate, which is the highest?
Me: Easy, <other project>.