Work snippets
Jul. 9th, 2004 11:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeColleague: We had a saying at our old company: If we made a duck it would sink and bark.
Colleague: The printer needs phasing and configuration and testing.
Me: And line dancing.
Colleague 2: Lion dancing?
Colleague: And an inbuilt DVD to watch while it prints.
Me: Prints? Whoa, steady on.
Colleague: I'm getting one answer for one thing and another for somewhere else - I want consistency.
Me: Then bake a cake.
Colleague: The printer needs phasing and configuration and testing.
Me: And line dancing.
Colleague 2: Lion dancing?
Colleague: And an inbuilt DVD to watch while it prints.
Me: Prints? Whoa, steady on.
Colleague: I'm getting one answer for one thing and another for somewhere else - I want consistency.
Me: Then bake a cake.
