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[robinbloke]

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Comments

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Have you been tucking into that extra large bag of cynicism that was at the back of the fridge?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Just vodka and chocolate in my fridge :)

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

What about the friendly moulds?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

After the 1997 court case

"Robin vs. the green thing that was growing on his butter in the fridge"

I am no longer allowed to use the term 'mold' in reference to lifeforms that emerge in my fridge, instead I have to refer to them as "Lifeforms Of Origins Unknown" or LOOU.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Don't clean 'em, evolve 'em!