Build your own adventure

[robinbloke]

You are standing outside a low stone building, there is a single door on this side that looks to be made of wood and metal. Behind you a trail winds back down the hill and away into the distance. It is approaching nightfall, the sun is tinging the sky and clouds pink with it's dying rays.
What do you do?

I will write you a "build your own adventure" style story if you leave a comment, just ask for a genre and give me a brief description of yourself and then say what you want to do, the rest will unfold...

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The ref tells you it's too late, however one of the elementals sidles up while one of the players is asking his stats again and offers to make you a deal if you'll help him kick in a troll thats been bugging them; they being water eles they're having some trouble, and they'll swing you some free beer.
The ref finishes briefing the other monster and then shouts at John for turning the encounter into a 'talkie'.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stormknight_/]

LMAO - I'll let the elementals know that I have something for them, then nod to the other players and rummage through my back pack, pulling out .... my familiar!

I then call a brief timestop whilst I explain that my character will be hiding the party safely, flying, invisible 30' up in the air, so we shall all be playing our familiars ourselves for the duration of the encounter....

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The GM groans as a whole new load of battleboards have to be done, this takes forever and someone slopes off to the garage for some grub in the meantime meaning that when you're actually finished you have to wait anyway as there are no monsters there.
Words like 'flutch' and 'annoying bastards' seem to be muttered around the monster briefing corner along with 'death carrot'.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stormknight_/]

I and the other players all put on stupid (er) voices to play the familiars and engage the monsters in combat, using all sorts of wierd abilities and snackies, explaining anything wierd with the mantra, "It's okay - it's from an Alex/Alisdair adventure."

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The monsters respond with just as cheesy powers and you realise you have fallen prey to the silly adventure, all the monsters are hitting "location to cheese" and are only effected by fire or cracker based damage.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stormknight_/]

Luckily, one of the ten swords I had on me *ahem* was the sword of Sir Jacob, from a similar adventure a year ago, so that deals with killing the monsters.

To deal with the cheesed limbs? Well, it's started raining loads anyway, so after the encounter I suggest to the ref that it's probably enough for one day and we could always continue tomorrow. Besides, if we head back now, we can order pizza and play tabletop ....

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

At this point John suggests playing Amber and everyone is distracted by beating him up, instead T&T is suggested and everyone starts to work out if they have enough dice to actually play, or even if enough dice exist on the planet to play.