Build your own adventure

[robinbloke]

You are standing outside a low stone building, there is a single door on this side that looks to be made of wood and metal. Behind you a trail winds back down the hill and away into the distance. It is approaching nightfall, the sun is tinging the sky and clouds pink with it's dying rays.
What do you do?

I will write you a "build your own adventure" style story if you leave a comment, just ask for a genre and give me a brief description of yourself and then say what you want to do, the rest will unfold...

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Seeing red you blaze through the village in a gonad stomping frenzy, all fall before you, eyes watering, xp flying and hitpoints failing. You come to the next evening, lying in a haystack with a half empty keg of beer under one arm and a serving wench under the other.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Drink wench, shag ale.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Surprising refreshing. Gain 100 xp.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Wahey! I've gone up a level!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You now have a grand total of +14 in wenching and +11 in getting pissed.
You have the following options of feats available.
* Ignore hangover.
* Turbo-chug
* Ungodly sexual stamina
* Death belch

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, I've already got up to level VI in Ungodly sexual stamina, so I'll take the Gift of Monty, please?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

A sound choice for a drunken tomorrow. However you are now out of beer.