Build your own adventure

[robinbloke]

You are standing outside a low stone building, there is a single door on this side that looks to be made of wood and metal. Behind you a trail winds back down the hill and away into the distance. It is approaching nightfall, the sun is tinging the sky and clouds pink with it's dying rays.
What do you do?

I will write you a "build your own adventure" style story if you leave a comment, just ask for a genre and give me a brief description of yourself and then say what you want to do, the rest will unfold...

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Nice smoking crater though.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Crack open helmet and light cigar from glowing end of gun. Turn around and look for something else to toast

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well, the planet is looking awfully tempting...

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Checks pockets.

Ignores the few dozen mini-nukes, the few tactical nukes, the couple of city-flattenas and the continent-rippa and selects the purple-metal-flake coloured Planet-Busta.

Sets timer and calmy boots it into the crater before igniting surface to orbit backpack.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The planet explodes in a way theat makes special effects budget people cringe. Thousands of billions of tons of expensive lighting effects are painted across the local star system to form profitable mining opportunities in the years to come.
That'll teach them to stock your favourite beer.