robinbloke | The Unreality Show

{Pan slowly into the studio over the clapping audience}

Welcome back! We're got a host more fun {Pause, cymbol crash for pun} for you coming up, but right now we're going straight to the audience for a few questions and spontaneous limerick time!

{More crowd applause, the host walks over to the audience, waving his mike at random person A}

Hi, welcome to the show, tell us all your name.
I'm Gerald, Gerald from Brixton
Hi Gerald, well that seems like a challenge to me, tell me Gerald, what do you do.
I'm a fishmonger
Thats great, well sit tight while I sing you a scale {Pause, cymbol crash for pun}

{Compere walks to piano who lays a brief flowing tinkle of notes as a warmup scale}
Low key, flowing, lets keep it upbeat... {The piano guy nods}

From Brixton a fishguy called Gerald,
Saw a show advertised in the Herald,
Said he to his lass
"This should be just class,
let us go, before seats are in peril!"

{More crowd applause, the host grins and bows}