robinbloke | (no subject)

From a challenge from

razornet

(To the tune of "What would Brian Boitano do?")

What would Bobby Gontarski do
If he was here right now,
He'd load a gun
and he'd say 'Grooving'
That's what Bobby Gontarski'd do

When Bobby Gontarski was in the gulf
Protecting liquid gold
He did two headshots and saved them all
While wearing a blind fold.

When Bobby Gontarski was in the 'nam
Fighting the VC
He used his mystic grooving powers
And blew them to tennessee.

So what would Bobby Gontarski do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd "damn it all to hell"
That's what Bobby Gontarski'd do

(solos)

I want you to see
Everything is "Groovy"

I just want my gun
To keep shooting everyone

For money I'll be a mercinary too
Cause that's what Bobby Gontarski'd do

And what would Bobby Gontarski do
He'd get all the ammo in town
And tell them to blow it all to hell
That's what Bobby Gontarski'd do

When Bobby Gontarski was fighting crime
in "Terminator 10"
He fought the evil robot things
and saved the human race again

And when Bobby Gontarski ran out of ammo
He hit them with his gun

Cause Bobby Gontarski doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So let's all get together,
And unite to say "Grooving"
And we'll be damning them all to hell
Cause that's what Bobby Gontarski'd do

And we'll be damning them all to hell
Cause that's what Bobby Gontarski'd do
That's what Bobby Gontarski'd do!

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