My work, my unlife

[robinbloke]

Colleague 1: I don't see how we're meant to eat cakes at 9:00 tommorrow.
Me: Pardon? How... eat... cakes?
Colleague 2: What?
Colleague 1: There should be breakfast rolls or something.
Me: Well, that means theres one more for us.
Colleague 2: Exactly.