A slice of company

[robinbloke]

Colleague: Here, have a cashew nut; they're a Christmas present from <company name>
I blink a little and look at them suspiciously.
Me: What, are they poisoned?
Colleague: We'll find out.

Comments

[wechsler.livejournal.com]

He's not going to try one first then?

I have a sugar mouse that mysteriously appeared on my desk over Ney Year's. I'm not sure I trust it, either.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I suspect he's offering them to other people first to see if they drop dead first.

Poisoned sugar would be a crime against glucose!

[mageboltrat.livejournal.com]

The church my ex used to work at in Oxford used to sell Plague rats... which were big black sugar mice.... hmm.