Crossposted from a reply I did...

[robinbloke]

I unearthed this rare footage from ancient Egypt...

....

Amenhotep IV arrives home in his chariot to find Ramesis III's chariot already outside his pyramid, he smacks the driver upside the head and storms inside.

Amenhotep IV: Who's in there? What’s going on?

Inside Ramesis III and Ti are constructing a small pyramid of what appears to be Jenga^tm blocks.

Ti: Amenhotep!
Amenhotep: Ti!
Ramesis: Amenhotep!
Amenhotep: Ramesis!
Sacred cat: Meow!

Amenhotep smacks a nearby slave upside the head.

Slave: Yeow!


Amenhotep: I knew it! Ever since my last sacred cat died from food poisoning when it stole that piece of crocodile meat, I knew it wasn't the dodgy date stuffing.

Ti: But Amenhotep, Ramesis is just showing me how to make this pyramid, he's just an design adviser.

Ramesis nods and attempts to hide a certain brick.

Amenhotep: But what’s that brick there? I bet that’s not my name he's hiding.

Ti: I... I...

Ramesis: It's true, this is the construction for my pyramid, not yours! I will become pharaoh, and claim your cat as my own.

Sacred cat: Meow?

Ti: But... you said it was me that you loved.

Ramesis: Lies, all lies. The sacred cat is the only one I care for, after my own cat was killed in a tragic chariot accident when I was young - I care for nothing more than cats now.

Sacred cat: Meow?

Ti: Oh Ramesis, how could you.

Ti bursts into tears and runs out the door.

Que the soundtrack

Pharaohs, all bundled up like mummies.
Just a pyramid each morning
Helps you get up every day.
Pharaohs, should be there for the mummies.
That’s when good Pharaohs, meet good ends.

Comments

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

...I fear you.
But I love you, too. You crazy fantastic penguin. And, and, your journal is so pretty!

See you soon soon ~bounce~

E.
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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The wonderous mageboltrat spiffed it all up for me, may his sugar be ever tasty :)

And yay, will see you Thursday; now to just tidy my house up so there's room for you to visit.