robinbloke | Meme-a-me

first real kiss: Gawd knows; Hang on, this is a meme about history and remembering stuff isn't it? Oh crap, that's me stuffed. Hang on... I think... Tiffany Ost at my Secondary School Ball. Blimey, memories eh?
first job: Trapping clays at my the Old Park Bores shooting club. I hated it.
first self-purchased album: Probably Brothers in Arms, Dire Straits, or Alchemy: Dire straits live; can't remember which was first.
first funeral: A distant aunt who's name I forget, I was ill and off for the day of school; at this funeral one of my kindly relatives muttered the immortal line "Drink this andrews, you'll feel better." I did and promptly threw up.
first pets: A rabbit, whose name I forget - but it was a generally ill-tempered beast.
first piercing: My head using a concrete wall. Oh, you mean intentional ones? None.
first true love: Gwyneth
first big trip: France I believe, although I'd be more inclined to say Denmark as that was Legoland, icecream, horseracing and piles of kittens!
last good cry: Over two years ago now, I haven't been able to cry since.
last movie seen: Kill Bill part 1, it rocketh my world!
last beverage drank: Orange Juice.
last food consumed: Kellogs Special K. Fear my quasi-diet.
last TV show watched: TV? Erm... The CNN news this morning.
last shoes worn: My work shoes, bleh. Now boots; my new rocks.
last CD played: CD? Everything I listen to is on MP3 now! Actually... All about eve : The best of, I dragged it to work as I haven't got it on mp3 there yet.
last item bought: A chocolate/vanilla ice-cream sundae last night (diet, did I say diet?)
last disappointment: Matrix Revolutions, I say no more.
last soda drank: I drink not the fizzy evil stuff
last ice cream eaten: As above, chocolate and vanilla... or if that doesn't count, Haagen Dasz strawberry, mmmmm.
last shirt worn: A boring boring boring white work shirt, bleh.
first book: That I remember, Probably one of the 'Three Investigators' books, I read the lot... or maybe Asterix.
Last Book: Death and the Penguin, not finished it yet.
First Concert: Um. Probably the Australian Pink Floyd show... I think.
Last concert: Whitby! All about eve, and they were great!
first computer: BBC Acorn Electron. Ahhh.
Last Computer: I've just built a P-something or other PC for handling music files.
First Game Console: My gameboy
Last Game Console: My saturn (All hail baku baku!)
First video game: Lordy knows. I have fond memories of Repton however.
Last video game: Jagged Alliance 2, nearly finished it... just one person to keeeel.
Last item mailed: A birthday card to my Nan.

Adding my own:
Last (other) country visited: America, California, rah!