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[robinbloke]

Although I haven't quite finished the 'random word' thing yet (two to go...) I have a bonus offer today (yarrrr).
Empowered as I am by the knowledge of the cosmic fish I invite you to ask me a question - any question - regarding the world (number of grains of sand in existance), great unsolved mysteries (who killed JFK) etc and with my insight and by the power of the mystic pretsel I will divine the answer your question.
The truth will confound you, it'll probably confound me as well.

Comments

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

In fact, I've changed my mind.

I have my own theories. But tell me, oh wise one, what's the real reason the new Duran album isn't out yet? ~s~

~hugs~

E.
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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The real reason the new Duran album isn't out yet is they decided to write a track about the perils of daytime TV, and decided to do some research... months later they can't stop watching!

[ua-meruti.livejournal.com]

This is another conspiracy.
The American government is concerned that the general public is not yet ready for confirmation of the existence of the new Duran album, therefore they have covered it up.
There are occaisional blurry photos of LeBon at various recording studios, but these are dismissed as lookalikes and tribute bands.

[ua-meruti.livejournal.com]

How much does the world weight and does it's arse look big in Lycra leggings?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The earth weighs approximately half as much as a mutant star goat. If we take a look at any picture of atlas hauling the earth around do we ever even see him trying to sneak a peek around to see the earths botty? I think not. The earth has a great wobbly bum and lycra is definately the last thing it should be wearing, stripes and sensible nylon is the way for it.

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite. Taking into account the eventual heat-death of everything, including belgium.

What are you doing tuesday night?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Running Cyberpunk 2020 with you, you loon :)

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Arrr. It be true.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Yarrrrrrr! :)

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

What species is the cosmic fish?

And is there a way you can speed up time so I can go home more quickly this evening?

THank you oh, enlightened one.
N.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Cosmic fish are a subspecies of perch with a touch of dogfish. They mostly inhabit the outer areas of asteroid fields, feeding for minerals.

The easiest way to speed up time so you can go home faster is to organise a meeting, and not go to it.
Passage of time is a constant, this is a well known fact - what isn't known however this is relative time for a given area; since in any given meeting time will seem to be going much much slower, anyone outside that meeting (especially if all your work colleagues are in it) will experience a subsequent increase in the passage of time. Thus keeping the time flow a constant average speed.

time is relative

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

meeting time triply so...
I must hunt out the cosmic fish and consult with one myself. I bow to your fine knowledge.... May I friend you?
N.

Re: time is relative

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Cosmic fish first make their appearance in muppets from space

Friend away, medication available on request.

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

What happens when Sub Zero goes to the toilet?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sub zero uses specially modified toilets that employ butane as a flush agent, butane liquifies at -0.5 C and freezes at -138 C therefore making it entirely appropriate for his arctic toiletry habits.

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...it all makes sense now.

[ishmaela.livejournal.com]

Why are so many people morons?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ah, a simple question.

Two words;

Daytime TV.

[ishmaela.livejournal.com]

Doh!

Why didn't I think of that? ;)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Why didn't I think of that? ;)

Hmmm, have you been watching Jerry Springer? ;)

[ua-meruti.livejournal.com]

But surely Daytime TV is a government conspiracy to get people back into work. It being so goddamn terrible and all, that it makes people think they'd rather be at work than watching this tripe. It works on me I will say.
Oh and Yarrr!!! by the way.