robinbloke | (no subject)

Pick up the nearest book and write a sentence at random from it:
One would expect there to be tight integration with the Borland Enterprise Server for deployment purposes.
Now, don't you just envy me my job?

Do you like having your picture taken?
Sometimes, usually not.

Ever bought a CD for just one song?
Repeatedly, since I (almost) never buy singles as I'd rather risk the cost of an album for the chance of a couple of extra good

songs.

Do you read your horoscope?
I used to read mine on The Onion

If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be?
The NTL service engineer, to send death threats to get my service working correctly again!

What colour is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Red/black

Do you find you use Internet language when writing notes in real life?
Sometimes I abbreviate, but I very rarely hand-write anymore anyway. I once idly drew a smiley which sent me into semi-shock.

When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words?
Only if I'm being silly, which I rarely (ahem) am.

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Sanity is an illusion.

When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view?
Unsure, I rarely remember any dreams, and the ones I do end up being merged into reality - which can be strange.

Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution?
A couple.

Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends?
Most assuredly

duranorak as she loves the wonderous 80's as much as me.

What was your school mascot?
We didn't have one.

Do you wish your teeth were whiter?
I wish I had a couple of them back.

Do you laugh at your own jokes?
Only when others are laughing first.

What word instantly makes you smile/laugh?
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Taste!

Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
I get less typos on the phone.

How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
Three, if I try; mine, my mums and sometimes

musingsofallama's.

What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
Probably my RiffRaff outfit for a Rocky Horror Halloween :)

Do you cry when you laugh?
Not that I've noticed.

Can you limbo?
Is that a proposition?

You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?
An eternity of eating black pudding... hmmm. I'd miss the food frankly.

Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different?
Yep. And I have no idea where the comments come from.

Have you ever hacked into somebody else's email?
Nope.

Do spelling errors bother you?
I find them irksome, especially my own.

Name all Teletubbies right now:
Tinky slinky winky bebob and rocksteady.

Would you ever call someone a racist name?
I hope not.

Do you think Vlad is a cool name?
It's okay.

Did you know it is Dracula's first name?
Yars.

What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world?
Mushrooms, smarties or barcodes.

What is your IQ?
An abstract concept for measuring intelligence.

Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Strangled, plucked, cooked, eaten. Burp.

Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork?
A spork, I haven't got one.

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Reddish blue I'd guess.

Papa Smurf: loveable grandfather or crack-selling pimp?
Insane dictator.

Favourite of the seven dwarves?
Surly.

Do you like Wayne or Garth better?
Pah.

What do you think of gold teeth?
Emergency money supply?

Ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out of your nose?
Thankfully no.

Got milk?
One pint of semi in my house.

Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie?
Not seen it.

Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie?
It was good, Fight Club is awesome.

What did you think of the movie Turner and Hooch?
I think I'm glad I've not seen it.

Have you ever checked out your own arse?
Occasionally to ensure it hasn't escaped.

What time did you wake up today?
7ish.

Have you ever dissected a frog?
Nope, unless running one over counts.

Do you eat to live or live to eat?
A little from column A, a little from column B.

Would you eat SPAM for £5?
For a fiver? Pah.

What's your favourite kind of muffin?
Double choc toffee fudge choc sprinkle with double cream

Would you like enough crackers to last you a year?
About two then?

Would you like enough beatings to last you a lifetime?
One big punch up would be enough

Is the only way you can dance in a dark room with a strobe light?
Erm, no. Strobes are only useful for certain technoish music.

Have you ever written poetry?
When the mood strikes me.

What is the worst grade you have ever got on a test?
Zero, for the COBOL section of my degree. I drew a big picture of a fish.

How long have you been living at your current residence?
Three years or so.

Do you like children under 10?
Basted?
Erm, as long as they keep quiet.

Have you ever babysat (outside your own family)?
Nope

Have you ever fallen off a chair?
Yes, and I'm sure I heard it laugh.

Do you ever take stuff home with you from a hotel room?
Sometimes obscurities, like an emergency shampoo bottle.

What is your dream kiss like?
It was fleeting, distant and unexpected.

The most romantic thing anyone has done for you was:
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