robinbloke | (no subject)

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (80%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

UNIX (75%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics (75%)
Stop caring!

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

heh

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