I've worked with a northern coder in the past, and found such delights in his code as a variable called "fucking_shite_twatty_thing", comments like "// object notation like yoda speaking is" and the delightful error response routine called "ohfuck", used thusly:
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Date: 2003-06-04 05:50 am (UTC)if (hat)
{
ohfuck('its got a hat on')
}
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Date: 2003-06-04 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-04 06:07 am (UTC); Fixed this bug on a f*cking saturday
; Which muppet took this bit out? it worked fine.
; Sh*tty hardwired variable