Honesty meme

[robinbloke]

Okay, it's an emerging trend, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me for my brutally honest opinion of any vegetable, except yourself or anyone famous, that I know and I will froth and rant.

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Re: A Slight Digression

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

For me the classification for the three boils down to these simple rules :-

Vegetable: Something I won't eat
Fruit: Something I will consider eating, in some form.
Mushroom: Something that is traditionally grown in sh*t.

Fruits are (something like) the body of a reproductive part of the plant, ie something wrapped around the seeds; vegetables are parts or seeds of a plant. Or something.
Mushrooms are just plain wrong and evil, they typically wear oversized shoes, jump queues and wear odd socks.