Honesty meme

[robinbloke]

Okay, it's an emerging trend, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me for my brutally honest opinion of any vegetable, except yourself or anyone famous, that I know and I will froth and rant.

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[mrph.livejournal.com]

Celeriac

Apium graveolens rapaceum

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Not content with being the root from what is likely the most pointless vegetable ever (celery), Celeriac further heads down the road to sadness by being even more worthless than it's progenitor. Celeriac is a keen trainspotter, likes to wear duffel coats and collect interesting ring-pulls from coke cans. Celeriac likes to ensure that road markings are a uniform length and that rulers are exactly correctly sized. It is possibly the least interesting thing on the planet.