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Okay, it's an emerging trend, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me for my brutally honest opinion of any vegetable, except yourself or anyone famous, that I know and I will froth and rant.

Daucus carota sativa

Date: 2003-05-15 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Carrots are like gremlins, sneaky and insidious. They lurk under other foods, like the humble chip, and leap out at you giving your taste buds a nasty shock. Carrots are fond of sneaking into bedrooms at night and stealing socks from your clothing drawers, leaving you only with odd pairs. They also like to swap the labels on decaff and normal coffee. Never trust a carrot.

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