robinbloke: (Default)
[personal profile] robinbloke
Okay, it's an emerging trend, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me for my brutally honest opinion of any vegetable, except yourself or anyone famous, that I know and I will froth and rant.

Brassica oleracea botrytis

Date: 2003-05-15 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Cauliflower notable for being doubly pointless in that you can only eat part of it in the first place, and that so-called edible bit being entirely disgusting anyway. What's more it also lurks behind bike sheds and spray paints 'get it here' along with anyones phone number it can get hold of. Cauliflower sends you wooly jumpers even your granny wouldn't pick for you for Christmas, Cauliflower talks loudly in movies and tells you who the bad guy is in the film you've never seen before. Face it, it's evil.

Profile

robinbloke: (Default)
robinbloke

January 2016

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24 252627282930
31      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Feb. 19th, 2026 12:02 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios