Honesty meme

[robinbloke]

Okay, it's an emerging trend, so I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Ask me for my brutally honest opinion of any vegetable, except yourself or anyone famous, that I know and I will froth and rant.

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[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

Parsnips

Pastinaca sativa

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Parsnips in insideous, sneaky and traitorous, they pretend to be that which they are not, which is to say the glory that is the potato (a member of the root/chip family, incidentally). A little known fact is that Julius Caesar was in fact assassinated by a parsnip, not a dagger and that Brutus had been put up to the whole dastardly deed by the parsnip in the first place. The FBI have been investigating leads that it was in fact a parsnip behind the grassy knoll in '63.