Beats watching paint dry

[robinbloke]

MSN's search portal has, this week, compiled a list of the rarest search terms used on their search engine. Ever keen to further the cause of strangeness in the world I submitted the following searches, for next years list...

Sorry, no results were found containing "smackpuppy llamas on crack"
Results 1-15 of about 36 containing "ewoks made entirely of fudge"
Results 1-15 of about 344 containing "man eating lupins"
Results 1-15 of about 11668 containing "popcorn made from concrete"
Sorry, no results were found containing "rancid circuitboard sandwiches"
Results 1-15 of about 1096 containing "my trousers are on fire and I can't find the custard"
Results 1-15 of about 360 containing "lhiannan"
Sorry, no results were found containing "marmosets that lurk under the bedclothes with AK47's"

Should keep them busy...

Comments

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Is no-one else going to comment on this:

Results 1-15 of about 1096 containing "my trousers are on fire and I can't find the custard"

???

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

MSN apparently has a lower threshold for "probably match" than does, ahem, any respectable search engine. By result number 7 or so the only apparently similarity was "on fire". It went even lower than that...
Sadly, I probably just disqualified that one from being the rarest search phrase. Bah.