Beats watching paint dry

[robinbloke]

MSN's search portal has, this week, compiled a list of the rarest search terms used on their search engine. Ever keen to further the cause of strangeness in the world I submitted the following searches, for next years list...

Sorry, no results were found containing "smackpuppy llamas on crack"
Results 1-15 of about 36 containing "ewoks made entirely of fudge"
Results 1-15 of about 344 containing "man eating lupins"
Results 1-15 of about 11668 containing "popcorn made from concrete"
Sorry, no results were found containing "rancid circuitboard sandwiches"
Results 1-15 of about 1096 containing "my trousers are on fire and I can't find the custard"
Results 1-15 of about 360 containing "lhiannan"
Sorry, no results were found containing "marmosets that lurk under the bedclothes with AK47's"

Should keep them busy...

Comments

[kaet.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I once read a paper on tropical fish euthanasia (one of the searches). I can remember it too. You basically slowly OD them on water-borne fish anaesthetic. You can use clove oil dissolved in ethanol, though tricaine methane sulphonate MS222 and benzocaine work too.