robinbloke | Survey

Age: Three Oh, ahhhhhh! I'm oooold, old and dead dead dead, nooo, nooo 80's, live the music, feel the life, ahhhh. Ok, sugar time.
Gender: Bloke
Sexual Preference: Ladies
What one thing would you most like to be doing right now?: Snuggling.
Favourite Animal: Hmmm, Hound dawg! My dog, well, my parents. Close enough, best dog in the world!
When was the last time you were in hospital? Bouncing down the side of a hillside and ripping my arm open whilst LARPing, they gave me licocaine, my god, I've never been so high. And cute nurses and... erm, ok, I went to hospital, it was boring and normal. Yep. Normal. Nothing else. ~nod~
Tell me a secret: Noooo, my secrets are way too wierd.

~* Sex and love *~

Are you or have you ever been in love?: Indeed, I have, the emotional grip that makes me shiver.
Have you ever had sex? (explain if necessary) Rumour has it, I seem to remember this thing called 'bouncy bouncy'
Is sex better when you're in love?: Definately, appreciation of finer things and all that.
What's your sexual fetish?: Having sex? Does that count? I seem to remember what it was, hang on where's that instruction book gone...?
Where is the weirdest place you've "done it" (location, not body cavity): On the parking section for a petrol station outside the front of a hotel whilst watching people check in through the window.
Is kissing better with or without tongue?: Errrrm, each has it's place.
Where is the best spot to kiss you?: Lips are a start
Ever gone down on someone?: No comment.
Do you regret losing your virginity? Better than being a unac. (See below, spelling can go hang itself)
Does/did taking the sex section of a survey annoy you because it rubs your virgin status in your face or assumes you aren't one?: Just questions, questions I tell you and I'm way to hyped on sugar and 80's music to care!

~* Friendship *~

Who is your best friend?: Hmmm, probably the really quite wonderful Mr. Chris Munday, I've known him for eons, or so it seems; he's basically a top bloke.
How does it stand up to everyone elses opinion of your body?: You what?
Any eating disorders?: Vegetables, they're evil, EVIL I TELL YOU!!!
Best feature: Hair and my myriad of bizaree hyperactive disorders
Worst feature: Post sugar moodiness
Would you ever get cosmetic surgery? (ignoring expense): Eyeball laser surgery.

~* Entertainment *~

Is the book always better than the film? Dune yes, Fight club, no... take them as they come.
How do you entertain yourself?: MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC! erm, films and friends, sugar and choc, vodka... oh, did I mention music?
Favourite fictional character: Waylander.
Ever gotten a crush on a fictional character, even though you know they're not real?: Mmmmm Rogue.
Where do you waste most of your time online?: LJ, counterstrike, and until I kicked the habit, Everquest.

~* Food *~

Favourite food: PIIIIZA!
Do you eat meat?: More than anything else.
What food do you most crave right now?: Chocolate... ooo whats that there? YUM! *burp*
Favourite flavour of ice cream: Haagen Daaz Strawberry Cheesecake
Best place to eat: Charlie Chans Chinese, Cambridge
Most disliked food: VEGETABLES! And onion, onion is the work of the unholy.
Alcoholic beverage of choice: Vodka, vodka, vodka and more vodka. With extra vodka, and vodka to follow, with vodka topping, vodka creme a la vodka and vodka appertiff.

~* Clothes *~

Favourite item of clothing: Boots!
General description of your style: Black.
Colors you can't stand to wear: Not black.
Any piercings? Any other accessories you always wear?: Noooo!
Favourite shoes: More boots!

~* Morals *~

Do you litter?: Not if I can help it.
Ever killed an animal?: Crawly things. Repeatedly.
Would you cheat on your bf/gf?: Nope.
Would you buy alcohol/cigarettes for a minor?: Like they can't buy it themselves anyway.
Can you cross the street when it says "Don't walk"?: YES! RUN! Run like the wind! Run and wave your arms screaming!
Ever been convicted of a crime?: Jumping a red light light. Ooops.
Ever hit someone you love? Nope.
Would you kill someone if you though they deserved it?: Urrrg, pass, a question on sport please.

Spelling subject to vodka adjustment.