The number 23 is in ascension

[robinbloke]

It was once commented to me by someone, since forgotten, that the stars way up above us have all the power to effect our lives, gravitationally or otherwise, as busses passing on the street outside your house.
Now this sounds like a prime gullibility exploitation niche to me...

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Have you ever wondered about lives woes and worries?
Have you ever considered how things around you effect you every day? How your future will be?
Your very being is effected by regular flows of magnetic and gravitational forces that pass by you every day. When you work, when you sleep and when you eat.
Public transport vehicles have all these qualities and what's more their timescale is predictable and as such the electrochemical and kinetic forces they represent effect your lives every day.
Want to know more? Send a bus time table, your address and age plus £10.00 for a personalised bus-a-scope that will open your eyes to the predictability of the modern world.

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Comments

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

Never taken the sacred number of 23 in vain!!
(cause how you would do it is a total mystery to me, but it would be a bit off if you actually achieved it)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

23? Well it doesn't half look like the 2 is "getting jiggy" with the 3.