robinbloke | Software humour

It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a
soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea."

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Computer interfaces and user interfaces are as different as night and 1.

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.