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Addictions, that's something else too you know - creativity I've just realised is an addiction for me, even my last post which I felt was a fairly reasonable ramble (for me) in the good spirit of my key bimbles about, well, usually nothing whatsoever - but the whole experience of actually writing it all is tremendously rewarding, it's a good buzz typing stuff away in the knowledge that in the end I've got something possibly readable and maybe even amusing, hmmm, maybe that’s what it is instead - amusement or the potential to cause it; I do like making people laugh but being a comedian I can't quite see. But although it might be fun I'm not sure I'd be able to provide enough material to do anything worthwhile, if I could be a comedian I think I'd like to be like the very great Eddy Izzard - as anyone who can make an audience laugh by repeating the phrase "covered in jam" gets great respect from me.

Orange squash - that’s something else, dangerously addictive - well for me anyway. I drink gallons of the stuff, I should have it bulk delivered to my house by a big squash pipeline. One type of squash I know I'm addicted to, I drink a cup, finish it almost immediately and I have to have another, a bottle rarely lasts me two days (that’s some hard drinkin') the squash in question being the very exceedingly nice Robinson's High Juice - I highly recommend it, but with extreme caution as it is the orange squash equivalent of raw cut cocaine. The other culprit is Del Monte's Capri Sun and that’s not just for the wierdass packaging deal, I mean who decided to ship them in those weird silver pouchy things? Yes you have immediate product identification, but damn they're weird. Sorta like… some kind of space squash container created by aliens who have finally worked out the best way to spread their insideous influence across the world to key members - by using controller chips in Capri Sun packets.

Time for more Robinson's I think…