Shamelessly 'borrowed'
Dec. 19th, 2002 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeHow to Live Longer
Since i have made such DISGUSTING amounts of money from sales of this book, I will now reveal the first 6 chapters of my book to the public...... FOR FREE!!!!!
Chapter 1:
Breathe often!
Chapter 2:
Eat food! It works!
Chapter 3:
Don't shoot yourself, even in the foot!
Chapter 4:
Jumping in front of cars is bad too!
Chapter 5:
Get a job to pay for food AND shelter!
Chapter 6:
Take medicine when you are sick... But make sure it's the right TYPE of medicine, and don't take TOO much!
