A lass, Rhona, from Reading she hails, To have fun she just never fails. She's all bouncy and wings, loves faeries and things and reading of wonderous tales.
A fish name of Dave had a bat, although the poor beast was overly fat. To Dromore he went and some money he spent - bought a tail so he could call it a rat.
St. Neots, where Lucy dwells is a place of insanity hell They run round the streets and glue dogs to their seats I'll say anything for it to rhyme well.
There was a fire burning bright Some poor building was alight Matthew fretted, for home he dashed was Foundation all just ash? But quickly home he got to see, It was just a program, on TV.
Up in Glasgow you might find A guy called Kevin, biding time Talks of sugar, beer and spleens And wierd old things that he has seen So it's not too bad up there then And the beer is cheap, amen!
BuckminsterFullerene The hardest rhyme I've ever seen I blame that Lensman from Watermead Likes to give words hard to read He provides, however, class cuisine
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:18 am (UTC)*grins*
I love your ditties! I remember your last poem you did for me!
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:49 am (UTC)To have fun she just never fails.
She's all bouncy and wings,
loves faeries and things
and reading of wonderous tales.
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:18 am (UTC)Dromore
bats
:)
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:52 am (UTC)although the poor beast was overly fat.
To Dromore he went
and some money he spent -
bought a tail so he could call it a rat.
Re:
Date: 2002-10-28 03:59 am (UTC)Thats really cool. Mind if I pop it other places? I'll be sure to credit you with its creation.
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:20 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-06 04:37 am (UTC)Hooray for supersonic attack limerics.
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Date: 2002-10-28 04:18 am (UTC)Lucy, St. Neots, Insanity
(good job on the other ones though :))
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:28 am (UTC)is a place of insanity hell
They run round the streets
and glue dogs to their seats
I'll say anything for it to rhyme well.
Not so good :/
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:50 am (UTC)ah ha!
Date: 2002-10-28 04:51 am (UTC)Ben, Redditch and....an orange
no lozenge doesnt cut it :P
Re: ah ha!
Date: 2002-10-28 05:31 am (UTC)A moogle, from Reddich was Ben
hatched him a plan with a pen
"For 'orange' no rhyme!
For now and all time!
Let me see what'll he'll do with it then!"
Re: ah ha!
Date: 2002-10-28 05:46 am (UTC)gosh darn you to heck!!!
Re: ah ha!
Date: 2002-10-28 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-28 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-28 05:34 am (UTC)Some poor building was alight
Matthew fretted, for home he dashed
was Foundation all just ash?
But quickly home he got to see,
It was just a program, on TV.
Bonus line for you :)
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Date: 2002-10-28 05:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-28 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-28 06:23 am (UTC)In Oxford she'd have mighty seams
of dairy milk mines
and truffles of all kinds
and honeycomb supporting beams
Pick an easy subject ;)
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Date: 2002-10-28 09:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-30 01:45 am (UTC)A guy called Kevin, biding time
Talks of sugar, beer and spleens
And wierd old things that he has seen
So it's not too bad up there then
And the beer is cheap, amen!
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Date: 2002-10-28 10:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-29 12:26 am (UTC)The hardest rhyme I've ever seen
I blame that Lensman from Watermead
Likes to give words hard to read
He provides, however, class cuisine
Try this one. ;)
Date: 2002-10-28 10:45 am (UTC)Las Vegas (The City)
Nipple-Rings (The Thing)
Alrighty?????
Re: Try this one. ;)
Date: 2002-10-30 01:48 am (UTC)City of cars and shows and sights
On his chest, what is that thing?
Only just his nipple ring!
Re: Try this one. ;)
Date: 2002-10-30 01:59 am (UTC)