Monday

[robinbloke]

Monday wrote Mr. Kipling, the first day in the birth of a new week, like a giant slice of pie falling from the sky to land on the first plate in the serving queue, Monday, the first day in the week.
Busy, pretty damn busy, loads of reports to write that I should be doing now, hate writing reports, investigation is ok, but reports are evil, they conspire behind my back, plot with the smarties to reveal my secrets to MI5 and dilute all my vodka. Thats how evil reports are. Fear them as they lurk in their hyper-tech folders on shelves plotting with their fellow reports to strike into the political and socio-economic parts of the world.

I leave you with a quote from yesterdays changeling from my Pooka.

"I mean, that in working to destroy cheese I may have in fact started a political movement that may destroy the fundamental basis of western goverment as we know it...... sorry!"

Also if anyones wondering about my mood, after a comment froma friend I have decided to express all my moods and feelings this week in culinary terms, as I feel that are a far better representation