Crouching manager leaping project-leader

[robinbloke]

My office has been invaded by suits; well people wearing suits but suits as well, all clusered around the water cooler like some gathering of animals around the watering hole. None of them actually look like that they know why they're here, or what or who they're looking for, they're just glancing left and right as they stand there. Uneasy. Waiting for a lion to pass by their little oasis.
Maybe the suits are controlling them, I mean wearing a suit does something to you - you have to spend so much care and attention on the damn things that in the end, they control you, they sap your will and leech into your brain through poly-synthetic fibres that run up your spinal cortex and invade your subconcious whispering quiet words to you as you move like you need matching socks and more silk ties more silk ties. Quite nefarious really, it's probably all part of the grand conspiracy and fits in there somewhere between barcodes and the FBI mind control lasers.
All I can say is I'm glad I'm not wearing a tie today...

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And that, my dear friend

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

is why I don't wear suits.

And that, my dear friend...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

they sap your will and leech into your brain through poly-synthetic fibres that run up your spinal cortex and invade your subconcious

...is why I only wear pure wool suits.