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	robinbloke User Number: 245197 Date Created:2001-07-13 Number of Posts: 964
A mobile piece of sugar cunning disguised as a human. Consumer of vodka, devourer of chocolate, babbler of random things and wearer of black clothing. In my spare time I construct giant orbital lasers, save the worlds starving masses, split the atom using only blu-tac and attempt to break my own world record on consuming whole baked potatos. I own all my own socks.
Strengths: Upbeat tempo and excessively bouncy, easy going and able to consume sugar in vast quantities.
Weaknesses: Apathetic, easily distracted, diabolical memory. Total lack of direction sense.
Special Skills: Inability to get hangovers, grinning and baring it, surviving goth music without suicidal tendancies.
Weapons: Bad puns, amusing T-Shirt slogans, pixie stick pimping.
Evolutionary position: Somewhere between a rock and a lard place