War correspondant report
Aug. 20th, 2002 01:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinbloke"Good afternoon, here is the 13:36 news at I-LJ, we have an update for you on the latest on the War on spiderism straight from the field today.
Commander Penguin of the European Executive for the Extermination of Killer Spiders (EEEKS) reported that whilst on a routine mission to supply base C for crucial supplies of pixie crack he encountered a spider inflitrator hiding on the wing mirror of his transport and was forced to employ an immediate strike of cardboard level in a flicking action against the spider, George?"
"Well I think it's clear to say at this point that the spiders are obviously taking this war seriously, the commander is being harassed here almost immediately after his public statement of 'No tolerance on spiders' and I think we'll be seeing a lot more incidents like these as the spiders demonstrate what they're capable of."
"Indeed, George, there have been rumours that the spiders have been preparing chemical based silk entrapments back at the commanders base, is their any truth in this."
"At this stage John, it's hard to say; indeed the commander has mentioned to be only earlier this morning that a new line of defense more suitable for use around our troops will be employed this very evening in a renewed assault against the spiders' defenses."
"Do we have any clue as to this new weapon?"
"Not at this time, John, no."
"So you can see with the war only in it's first day already the stakes are running high, we'll bring more reports as and when we get them."
Commander Penguin of the European Executive for the Extermination of Killer Spiders (EEEKS) reported that whilst on a routine mission to supply base C for crucial supplies of pixie crack he encountered a spider inflitrator hiding on the wing mirror of his transport and was forced to employ an immediate strike of cardboard level in a flicking action against the spider, George?"
"Well I think it's clear to say at this point that the spiders are obviously taking this war seriously, the commander is being harassed here almost immediately after his public statement of 'No tolerance on spiders' and I think we'll be seeing a lot more incidents like these as the spiders demonstrate what they're capable of."
"Indeed, George, there have been rumours that the spiders have been preparing chemical based silk entrapments back at the commanders base, is their any truth in this."
"At this stage John, it's hard to say; indeed the commander has mentioned to be only earlier this morning that a new line of defense more suitable for use around our troops will be employed this very evening in a renewed assault against the spiders' defenses."
"Do we have any clue as to this new weapon?"
"Not at this time, John, no."
"So you can see with the war only in it's first day already the stakes are running high, we'll bring more reports as and when we get them."
