Random thoughts...
Jul. 29th, 2002 02:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinblokeCan you have a midlife anti-crisis?
If the grass is greener on the other side, that means they're spreading more sh!t around.
Human resources are the last people you want to tell about your personal problems.
If computers were like cars, a lot of us would still be using BBC micros.
Hot weather really determines if you're goth or not.
If god had meant us to eat vegetables we would have salad forks, not fingers.
Who was the test subject for the first prince albert?
TV teaches us that life should be lived in 15 minute lumps, with 2 minutes gaps of utter uselessness in between.
Movies teach us you'll miss all the important things in life because someone else was talking at the time.
Video teaches us that the more you try to do something, the more worn out and harder to remember it becomes.
DVD teaches us that before you can get to the good bits you have to sit through a load of crud you can't avoid.
Radio teaches us that you should never let an egomanical ginger haired lunatic determine your life for you.
If the grass is greener on the other side, that means they're spreading more sh!t around.
Human resources are the last people you want to tell about your personal problems.
If computers were like cars, a lot of us would still be using BBC micros.
Hot weather really determines if you're goth or not.
If god had meant us to eat vegetables we would have salad forks, not fingers.
Who was the test subject for the first prince albert?
TV teaches us that life should be lived in 15 minute lumps, with 2 minutes gaps of utter uselessness in between.
Movies teach us you'll miss all the important things in life because someone else was talking at the time.
Video teaches us that the more you try to do something, the more worn out and harder to remember it becomes.
DVD teaches us that before you can get to the good bits you have to sit through a load of crud you can't avoid.
Radio teaches us that you should never let an egomanical ginger haired lunatic determine your life for you.
