robinbloke | It's that time again...

Ooo tangy cheese, cheese please, meese, fleas, wheese, rhying time, I like to sign, sign what, on the dot, smoke the pot, pot the dot, dotty rot, rot the rat, no raaaaats :(, sing the song, it won't take long, yellow submarine, sea of holes, into the sea of green, ack cheese flashback, noooo falling away, away from me, away from you, zoo, zoo, you can come too, too, too. Zoo? Pennnnguins, waddle like a butler on crack, fall over, mind out bender, watch the killer whale, sail, no more rhymes all the time, tick tock, watch the clock, and it's not even 1:30 yet, missed the gym, jim, tim, bin, fin, lim, win, erm... no more that rhyme... gah, said that too much, flutch, crutch, hutch. I had a rabbit but my dad shot it! Ooo, a green box, and a green shirt and a green mouse mat, no green cheese, can't see the moon, hear the sound feel my fingers whine, moany b*stards, inserted a star they, didn't loose the flow, go, mow, oneman went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog, when to open a tractor factory. Yippee Ki ay, this is such a total load of utter drivel. Let me, entertain you... so, a man walks into a bar and says 'ouch, next time I'd better stop before I hit it', thank you all you've been a wonderful audience and now it's time for the closing song here as we bring it all down a thread and chill it realtime as the song slides off the ivory like silk down a glass, yeah...
Sing that song like the evenings falling
Chill your glass like your mistress is calling
Soon we all, will leave for home
But you all know it's here thats something,
no rhymes tonight ladies and gents... and you can blame the management for that for giving me free beer.
~tinkles on the piano~
There goes my perks for this job.
I'd play caberet if I could play the piano,
but half assed like this, I'll just stick to babbling.
Thank you, and goodnight!