Film combos that should(?) be
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robinblokeKnight rider 2001: "I don't think you want to do that, Michael."
Crouching Tiger Sleeping Italian: "I only told you to steal the bloody sword!"
Batman and Zorro: Truth, Justice and tight black leather
Rocky VII Picture show: It's astounding, time is... *THUMP*
Full Metal Dangermouse: Ooo' 'eck DM, it's napalm!
Life of Leon: Just imagine it...
Crouching Tiger Sleeping Italian: "I only told you to steal the bloody sword!"
Batman and Zorro: Truth, Justice and tight black leather
Rocky VII Picture show: It's astounding, time is... *THUMP*
Full Metal Dangermouse: Ooo' 'eck DM, it's napalm!
Life of Leon: Just imagine it...
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Date: 2002-07-01 07:15 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-07-01 07:24 am (UTC)It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Max.
Hulk Hogans Heroes: "Wooooooo! Wooooooooo! Gold!"
S*M*A*S*H: Crap robots bicker and take drugs in Korea whilst performing surgery.
The Stepford Wives of Dracula.
The Exorcist-er Act: Whoopi Goldberg sings gospel whilst her head spins round.
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Date: 2002-07-01 07:35 am (UTC)William Hurt struggles to find love amongst alienation with a high Priestess of Cthulhu.
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:09 am (UTC)Carry On Dr No: Jaon Sims coming out of the sea in *that* bikini.
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future: Doc's new time machine is big, round & black...
*blink blink*
Date: 2002-07-02 02:26 am (UTC)Jaon Sims coming out of the sea in *that* bikini.
I misread the typo.
Dear gods...
I feel the need to bleach my eyes now... :-P
Jason Sims in a bikini. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!
*coughs* please excuse me, I plead insanity and too much sleep... :-P
Re: *blink blink*
Date: 2002-07-02 02:38 am (UTC)Mind you, it could be worse. Grim in a bikini. Andy Richardson in a bikini. Monty...
'Scuse me, can I borrow your bleach?
Re: *blink blink*
Date: 2002-07-02 02:40 am (UTC)...You know, I hate you sometimes. In the nicest possible way. *grin/shudder*
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:17 am (UTC)Jessica Tandy tries GM fruits with alarming results.
Knightmare on Elm Street?
Spellcasting: S.C.R.E.A.M.
The Emperor's New Groove (Star Wars edition)
After rising against the Jedi, Palpatine is transformed into a Llama on the planet of Endor.
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:23 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-01 08:28 am (UTC)Ernest Borgnine has to recruit 11 POW's to take part in a Lambada competition and defeat the Germans in a WWII Dance Marathon
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-01 08:35 am (UTC)Clint tracks down four spooky women in a tumbledown western town.
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:39 am (UTC)A gilded Michael Crawford travels to Japan with a feathered car in a race against time whislt being pursued by Jackie Chan.
(Mebbe a little too esoteric)
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:42 am (UTC)'A Midsummer Nightmare on Elm Street': A *radical* re-working of Shakespeare.
'Hello Terminator!': Arnold Schwarzenegger & Doris Day in musical-number-packed carnage.
'Jesus Christ Superstar Wars': "This is your fathers cross...He was betrayed and killed by a young Jedi named Judas Iscariot"
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:50 am (UTC)Fed up with his sarcastic comments, Dave reprogrammes the computer to see him as a gorgeous blonde.
Barry White and the Seven Dwarves.
Exiled from Ally McBeal, the Walrus of Love teaches seven men of diminutive structure how to woo the ladies.
Singin' with the Rainmain.
A musical starring Dustin Hoffman as his 1987 autistic character Raymond, this time addicted to 1950's musicals..
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:56 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-07-01 08:58 am (UTC)Determined to get rid of her abusive husband, one day Mrs Goggins has a surprise for Pat in the kitchen.
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Date: 2002-07-01 09:09 am (UTC)Dumbo & Dumber.
The Hunchback of Notre Dambusters.
The Firefox and the Hound.
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Date: 2002-07-01 09:19 am (UTC)Demi Moore is being stalked by dead Patrick Swayze, so hires Akroyd, Murray, Ramis and the other bloke to put him away for good.
Jungle Fever Book.
Mowgli meets a young white girl from an English family and they get down and funky, despite protestations from friends, family and animals.
An American Tale of Two Cities.
Small Parisian mouse gives his life so that another mouse can live. Very noble, but stupid.
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Date: 2002-07-01 08:51 am (UTC)Malcom McDowell attacks Charlotte Coleman with a plaster penis only to discover that she's into - alternative lifestyles.
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Date: 2002-07-01 09:02 am (UTC)Enter Pete's Dragon - Elliot becomes a world-famous martial arts actor.
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Date: 2002-07-01 09:07 am (UTC)Hilarious Hi-Jinks with the diminutive antichrist crawling around in the city, probably with something that criminals want like a jewel or a microchip or something
Remains of the Day of the Damned.
Anthony Hopkins realises that not only are his masters Nazis, but they're also Alien zombies. Still doesn't get to knock boots with Emma Thompson, though.
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Date: 2002-07-01 01:29 pm (UTC)Bullitts over Broadway - Steve McQueen, fast cars, and whatever happened in the otehr one :p
Henry The Fifth Element - Kenneth Branagh wears Jean Paul Gaultier bandages & talks rubbish.
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Date: 2002-07-02 12:55 am (UTC)After Henry VIII is frozen in time, only Thomas More can prevent his divorce in the future, so the Catholic Monk is frozen with him. They both awake in 21st century Los Angeles, with hilarious and violent results.
The Lion King in Winter
Simba and his two brothers try to gain the crown of Mufasa at a Christmas Party, but Skar has other plans.
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Date: 2002-07-02 01:59 am (UTC)Alternatively,
Gone With The Wind In The Willows. Civil war on the riverbank. Mole, Badger & Ratty get conscripted as sappers, while Mr Toad grows a moustache & deals in illicit liquor.
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Date: 2002-07-02 02:12 am (UTC)A horse enters, perhaps unwisely, a house full of singing china and falls in love with a man who looks like a rug.
Friday the Thirteenth Warrior.
Antonio Banderas joins a tribe of vikings to take on Jason Voorhees and his mother.
Apocalypse Now, Voyager.
Escaping from his dominating mother, Martin Sheen goes to a sanitarium and emerges as a marine ordered to assassinate Marlon Brando, but steals his daughter instead.
Alternatively
Date: 2002-07-01 09:04 am (UTC)Re: Alternatively
Date: 2002-07-02 02:20 am (UTC)Woody Allen gives those silly women something really worth complaining about
There's something about Mary Poppins
Julie Andrews discovers that a spoonful of sugar also helps your hair stick up.
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Date: 2002-07-01 10:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-02 02:12 am (UTC)