1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?
Hair, defnutly.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?
When will you people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
Policies, not people.
3. Would you marry for money?
I have, possibly, enough cash to keep myself as I like, why'd I need more? Except for possibly putting a giant laser on the moon...
4. Have you had braces?
I prefer wearing belts.
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Actually, yes.
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?
Running into walls, stepping in front of cars, falling down stairs, falling into ditches... and that was just when sober.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey?
Probably in a previous life.
8. Could you live without a computer?
I could live, don't know what I'd do...
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..
ICQ (grumbles at my lost number)
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?
30-40 ish
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?
Hmmm, the 1980's again I guess, but now is good.
12. Do you drink enough water?
On the basis I have not yet dehydrated I'd say yes.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
Take 'em off! I have to clean that carpet!
14. What is your favourite fruit?
Three cherries! DING DING DING!
Erm, apples.
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?
Warburtons wholemeal
16. What is your favourite place to visit?
Erm. Sydney was great... probably there again.
17. What is the last movie you saw?
SW Episode II in the Cinema, erm, I think Labrythine on DVD
18. Do you kiss on the first date?
Hugs are nicer
19. Are you photogenic?
Like a dead rat isn't.
20. Do you dream in colour or black and white?
I don't dream... that I remember.
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?
Nope, and don't usually, it's hell to shift.
22. Do you have any dimples?
Nay
23. Do you remember being born?
Niet.
24. Why do you take surveys?
Because because because because, because of the wonderful surveys he does.
Erm. I get bored.
25. Do you drink alcohol?
Vodka is my friend.
26. Did you like or do you like high school?
See that curtain, draw it please over the events. Move on.
27. What is the most beautiful language?
Beauty is abstract; french sounds lovely to me, but the words of someone you love are the most beautiful language there is.
28. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?
If I find out, I may let you know - whoever this 'you' is, abstractly it could be anyone, or anything. Anything with the capacity to read and surf. aliens, ai's, small puppies evolved and crossbread with mutant camels...
29. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
Sunsets, warm evenings as the stars come out...
30. Do you want to live to be 100?
It'd do for a start.
31. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?
Expected? Nope, up to them, it's their body.
32. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?
Sugar. Sugar sugar and more sugar. And then some more sugar.
33. Is a flat stomach important to you?
Now that mine is rapidly vanishing in lard, yes.
34. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?
I tried but it didn't know chess.
35. Are you loyal?
Yes.
36. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?
I try to be, but beware of my moodswings that can make me say dumb things.
37. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Off! Get that light away for better definition.
38. Do you believe in magic?
Nah. I'm a born again cynic.
39. Do you have nightmares frequently?
No dreams, no nightmares.
40. Do you like your nose?
Beats having a pulped mush of flesh there.
41. Do you like abstract art?
Some of it.
42. Do you think you can draw well?
I wish.
43. Do you listen to music daily?
Music is life, need sounds all the time.
44. Do you like to watch cartoons?
Most definately.
45. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?
10ish or so I guess.
46. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?
3 boots, 2 shoes, 1 trainer. pairs that is.
47. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?
I like my army boots, I'd probably wear nothing else given the choice; rugged, solid and comfy.
48. Do you write poetry?
I try.
49. Do you snore?
Like you don't want to hear.
50. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
Side usually.
51. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
I like dogs, but neither of those types.
52. Do you lick stamps?
You can get sticky ones instead, save yourself half a calory.
53. Do you use an electric can opener?
Nope.
54. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?
Nope, would like to tho', sailing over the nile.
55. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Emotional
56. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?
I intend to if it gets to bad, although I'm saving for a wig.
57. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?
Aye.
58. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?
Hmmm, piano I think.
59. Are you a sex addict?
Nope
60. Do you know someone who has cancer?
My friends brother, who's OK now.
61. Do you hunt?
Sort of.
62. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?
Depends on my mood.
63. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Zoo! Penguins! Penguins! Penguins! Penguins! Penguins!!!!!
64. Do you have a middle name?
Yes, which I don't tell people very often, for no real reason.
65. Are you basically a happy person?
Depends on current mood swing, usually.
66. Are you tired?
Nope, fairly awake at the mo.
67. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
Nope, and hardly ever do.
68. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?
Loads of people.
69. How many phones do you have in your house?
3, 2 phones, 1 mobile.
70. How long is your hair?
Too short :( Halfway down my back.
71. Do you get along with your parents?
Wonderfully.
72. What colour of eyes do you prefer?
No preference really.
73. Are you an active person?
Vaguely.
74. What medications do you take?
None, avoid taking them usually unless I'm in agony, thats what I have an immune system for.
75. What does your bedroom look like?
Purple.