I like to.... MOVE IT!

Sooooooo world, out there still eh? Well I have my size 15 poking stick and I'm not afraid to use it.

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Ha. That told you.

Anyway, Feb 16^{th 1} I'm off to Synthetic Culture anyone else going to be there for bleep/rock/wierd ass dancing until you can't breathe?


1 I did 16^{16 2} first. Heh.
2 18446744073709551616

40% of sandwich gone

It's not easy being a floating head.
Besides the lack of feedback it can be very weird to suddenly look down and go, "Whoa, body." in an entirely Bill and Ted like fashion.
But there it was, just there, under where my neck normally likes to hang ten over a passing soundwave or three, get some kicks with my ears and laugh at all the worlds noises.
But no, my neck had gone silent. Well, it's not ever been entirely silent since I wore that tie. That sort of thing leaves echos I tell you; I mean we're talking ancient reverbs through history when I put that tie on, reality was fundamentally changed and the world looked around to wonder what exactly was giving reality such a damn headache.
Three aspirin later my neck is still quiet dammit.

If in doubt, create your own standard.

So now we're all solutions.

Don't tell me this one has passed you by; everything is a solution now, pizza solutions DIY solutions, managements solutions.
The whole aspect of answers to everything is now the most important message. It's not that we've provided food for your hungry belly because you need nutrition to survive and your body is warning you that it expects fuel soon.
Oh no. Not that.
It's because we, your helpful pizza service, have the final answer to life, the universe and pizza in a resplendant cardboard packaging? Are you telling me that?
To my mind the word solution is horribly, hideously abused. If it lived in the real world it would living in camp x-ray, have its head down the toilet as a massive puntuation mark in a sergents uniform repeatedly flushed.
To me solution is the answer to a precise, mechanical, definable process that is understood. It's a mathmatical result of rules, numbers and logic.
Not a 12" round pile of cheese, tomato and -please no- pineapple and mushroom? What are you doing???

That said however, my major problem is, if everything is a solution what solution am I?

What solution are you?

Addendum: If you like, post a word you like and I'll tell you what solution you are. Limited time offer while stocks last.