Definitions

Test document:
A document that allows you to testhack your code step by step as you write it to ensure it passes.

Validation department:
People who make a living by ticking 'passes' boxes.

Corporate policy
"We guarantee in writing if you buy our products we'll make more money than you do."

Work snippets

Colleague: We're not having the meeting this afternoon.
Me: Excellent.
Colleague: It'll be covered in tommorrow mornings one instead
Me: Excellent.
Colleague: -gives me questioning look-
Me: I'm not here tomorrow.


Me: We could have the printers in the field with the print heads underground like emus on wheels.
Colleague: I'm not sure thats surreal enough.
Me: Well we could cover them in cheese.
Colleague: Or sculpt them from it.
Me: I already suggested that, it was my bid for recyclability.
Colleague: -blink-