Nov. 7th, 2002
Words of wisdom
Nov. 7th, 2002 11:46 amFrom here
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Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character
The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.
Don't attack the hero alone or in pairs. The Evil Overlord hired a million of you for a reason.
When issued armor or uniforms that contrast with the service environment, respectfully inquire after more sensibly-colored attire.
If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously disappears, call for backup before you go look for him.
None of my super-weapons will have a "reverse" switch.
I liked these
Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character
The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.
Don't attack the hero alone or in pairs. The Evil Overlord hired a million of you for a reason.
When issued armor or uniforms that contrast with the service environment, respectfully inquire after more sensibly-colored attire.
If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously disappears, call for backup before you go look for him.
None of my super-weapons will have a "reverse" switch.