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Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character
The recommended method for checking to see if the Hero is still alive is to shoot him in the head.
Don't attack the hero alone or in pairs. The Evil Overlord hired a million of you for a reason.
When issued armor or uniforms that contrast with the service environment, respectfully inquire after more sensibly-colored attire.
If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously disappears, call for backup before you go look for him.
None of my super-weapons will have a "reverse" switch.

Sometimes I feel like a pelican...

My electricity bill arrived... booo, I was 119 quid in credit, blimey.
I'll have that back then thank you - that sort of bill I don't mind so much

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"The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415."

This piece of genius was brought to you from Indiana

Bumper stickers now...

"Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy."

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