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Organism C4-H20-Type 24 [Serial Number Deleted] Solar Active Day 10761 Report
Disengaged low level life support functions and reengaged primary systems.
Rebooted main perception functions, audio, visual, tactile.
Processed audio input and engaged movement systems.
Main computation systems now at 30%.
Calculated location and source of audio disturbance.
Engaged primary arm motor engines, systems test check.
System is go. Arm motor engaged and moved to .05 m above calculated audio source.
Main computation systems now at 33%.
Disengaged primary arm motor engines, impact at 0.2 s after disengagement.
Audio perception units confirm, external audio system terminated.
Disengaging main computational systems, shut down, shut down.
Main computation systems now at 5%.
Terminating all non critical systems and entering stand-by mode.

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Two drinks at lunch and I am suitably skinned, oh dear; work this afternoon will be interesting... weee!

It's that time again...

Ooo tangy cheese, cheese please, meese, fleas, wheese, rhying time, I like to sign, sign what, on the dot, smoke the pot, pot the dot, dotty rot, rot the rat, no raaaaats :(, sing the song, it won't take long, yellow submarine, sea of holes, into the sea of green, ack cheese flashback, noooo falling away, away from me, away from you, zoo, zoo, you can come too, too, too. Zoo? Pennnnguins, waddle like a butler on crack, fall over, mind out bender, watch the killer whale, sail, no more rhymes all the time, tick tock, watch the clock, and it's not even 1:30 yet, missed the gym, jim, tim, bin, fin, lim, win, erm... no more that rhyme... gah, said that too much, flutch, crutch, hutch. I had a rabbit but my dad shot it! Ooo, a green box, and a green shirt and a green mouse mat, no green cheese, can't see the moon, hear the sound feel my fingers whine, moany b*stards, inserted a star they, didn't loose the flow, go, mow, oneman went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog, when to open a tractor factory. Yippee Ki ay, this is such a total load of utter drivel. Let me, entertain you... so, a man walks into a bar and says 'ouch, next time I'd better stop before I hit it', thank you all you've been a wonderful audience and now it's time for the closing song here as we bring it all down a thread and chill it realtime as the song slides off the ivory like silk down a glass, yeah...
Sing that song like the evenings falling
Chill your glass like your mistress is calling
Soon we all, will leave for home
But you all know it's here thats something,
no rhymes tonight ladies and gents... and you can blame the management for that for giving me free beer.
~tinkles on the piano~
There goes my perks for this job.
I'd play caberet if I could play the piano,
but half assed like this, I'll just stick to babbling.
Thank you, and goodnight!

New word

My contribution to the English language, such as it is.

"Fuggered"

Description? Well you can guess.

What this show needs...

following on from an earlier post about mixing films, these are ideas for programs and films about what should happen

Neighbours/insert soap opera here
One of the killed off cast members comes back, as a zombie, and starts eating the brains of the rest of the cast

Friends
Fibi decides to get tough, cuts her hair short and volenteers, we see her exploits as she crawls through DZ204 in 'Nam under heavy enemy fire

Seseme Street
Mr. Snuffleufficus is found dead, shot by ivory hunters.

Superman
Superman discovers cream cakes and expands to a super 30 stones in weight, and has to bounces everywhere as he can't fly anymore

Rambo
The early years - Rambo snipes at his friends with a BB gun