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May. 24th, 2002 08:38 amI've been more reclusive and mopey lately, this isn't because of anyone narking me off or anything and apologies if anyone thinks I've shut them out; working on sorting things out.
May. 24th, 2002
Randomly swiped...
May. 24th, 2002 03:26 pm*RRRRRrrrrring!*
"Goth tech support, Liz speaking."
"My Goth doesn't work."
"Boy have I heard *THAT* often. Tell it to get a job."
"Nono...I mean it's not functioning properly. I think broke my Goth."
"Are you using a PC-Goth"
"No, it's pretty unconventional and bitches at society. I think the tag on its collar says S-something-M. I can't tell whether the something is an 'o' or an '&'."
"It's probably both. How fast is your Goth?"
"Well, it has 20-hole Docs..."
"Did you try re-booting it in 16-hole mode?"
"Yes. It just won't angst."
"How much random access makeup does it have?"
"A small brush and 32 sample bottles. Most of them empty."
"Are they Mac?"
"Yes."
"Okay, it's not a makeup failure, thank goodness. Those can be messy."
"What else can I do?"
"Did you try zapping the PROM?"
"My goth would never go to a Prom."
"It's healthy then, nevermind...Do you still have the receipt?"
"Let me check... um...yes"
"Well, let's see if it's still under warranty. (clicketyclick....) well, it looks like you're in luck."
"Really?"
"Yes, we have a bunch of these goths in stock. They came out after the last batch of Sisters of Mercy albums. You can just exchange it. Sign here."
"Will my new goth be just as good as my old one?"
"Depends on who you ask, dear. Some people think old goths are much better than new goths. Others think that old goths depreciate with age."
"I appreciate your help!"
*click!*
"Goth tech support, Liz speaking."
"My Goth doesn't work."
"Boy have I heard *THAT* often. Tell it to get a job."
"Nono...I mean it's not functioning properly. I think broke my Goth."
"Are you using a PC-Goth"
"No, it's pretty unconventional and bitches at society. I think the tag on its collar says S-something-M. I can't tell whether the something is an 'o' or an '&'."
"It's probably both. How fast is your Goth?"
"Well, it has 20-hole Docs..."
"Did you try re-booting it in 16-hole mode?"
"Yes. It just won't angst."
"How much random access makeup does it have?"
"A small brush and 32 sample bottles. Most of them empty."
"Are they Mac?"
"Yes."
"Okay, it's not a makeup failure, thank goodness. Those can be messy."
"What else can I do?"
"Did you try zapping the PROM?"
"My goth would never go to a Prom."
"It's healthy then, nevermind...Do you still have the receipt?"
"Let me check... um...yes"
"Well, let's see if it's still under warranty. (clicketyclick....) well, it looks like you're in luck."
"Really?"
"Yes, we have a bunch of these goths in stock. They came out after the last batch of Sisters of Mercy albums. You can just exchange it. Sign here."
"Will my new goth be just as good as my old one?"
"Depends on who you ask, dear. Some people think old goths are much better than new goths. Others think that old goths depreciate with age."
"I appreciate your help!"
*click!*
Meme too...
May. 24th, 2002 03:58 pmOkay, what the hey; if you're bored enough ask me a question about the mess I call my life or anything else and I'll answer it, how exactly is entirely dependant on how much sugar I've eaten...
