Once more into the office...

It's the morning, it's fecking freezing, but the office is warm; first day back at work and there's a whole sense of unreality surrounding me already. Now this usually only occurs when I'm fairly drunk or out of it on sugar but today is just wrong; I was up and 7:20 and that is fair too early for anything other than laying in bed, turning over and grumbling at the world in general.
So I'd like to return this reality please, I want my money back.