Roll out the bandwagon, we'll have a bandwagon of fun

Well here's 10 things about me, that is if I can think of 10 things I can say...

1. I'm allergic to cats, fairly mildly so but if a cat with fine hair is shedding I have trouble breathing and get exceedingly wheesy.

2. I love to travel and I've been to quite a few different countries, most of all I like to visit ancient cultural sites. I need to visit Egypt.

3. I'm extremely short sighted, my focal point is about a foot from my nose. This is a result from having been hit by a car when I was, most probably, 12. I've been considering laser surgery off and on for this.

4. I don't wear a watch, me and watches just don't get on. The longest any watch has ever survived for me is about 2 months before it fell apart. The most recent one I bought (for a prop) I broke before I'd even left the marketplace where I'd bought it.

5. I'm a shopaholic, not so much the buying stuff but the spending money. I'm a total impulse buyer and will often spend half an hour wandering around a shop I only went into to buy some milk and buy a load of extra stuff, especially food. My freezer is rarely even half empty.

6. I love dogs, far more than cats, and would really like one as a pet but don't have the time or the heart to own one as I wouldn't have the time to pay attention to it.

7. I hate driving. Driving is dead time and parking, other road users and the bordom of travel really irk me. I passed my driving test 4th time, after I missed the 3rd one due to getting the times wrong.

8. My ultimate job would be to be an author, I write a few scraps here and there, mostly small poems and anecdotes. Well I say job, but it's more the thing I would most like to do with my time. I don't have much confidence or patience unfortunately. Some of my offerings lurk here.

9. My favourite colour is actually forest green, I love trees and forests and autumn. Ok, thats a fairly dull fact, but I'm struggling here...

10. I can walk on my knees, in the lotus position; I occasionally do this when drunk to amuse myself and other people. It looks silly.

Whooooo

Mundo sugar rush, mundo mundo sugar rush

2 drinks at the pub at lunch, a ham and cheese toastie and the a pack of fruit pastels and I am high as a frikkin' kite, really, the buzz is falling off a bit, but my whole brain really now feels like it's warm gooey mush from some kind of gooey mush machine on international gooey mush day.
I really can't understand why noone else gets like this, maybe this explains why I eat so much sugar, and lard, and that in all likelyhood I'm chemically, socially, physically, mentally and utterly addicted to wonderous wonderous Sugar.

Oh sugar you are so great
You make my veins sing
and stuff
yay sugar I'm high as a kite
my brain is melting through my ears
ooo missus and other phrases

Being like this at work is a bad thing, two and a half hours or so of work left
Well I say work, but sort of skiving and writing my character proposal
bleh, got a meeting at 3:00 for an hour and a half... better come down before then, I hate meetings

Spleeeeen!

IatelotsofsugarandIgoweeeeeeeeee!

oooo, still sugarrushing, don't rememebr being this wacked out for ages, blimey, have to remember this combo, even have some nice music to listen to, which btw I recommend, really mellow flowing and just like drifting underwater... reminds me, need to get my lavaplayer working again... mmmm lavalamp... need a lavalamp, they look nifty, nifty, I like nifty, nice word, not as good as spleen or marmoset. People owe me a creature M, a M, a marmoset, don't bet against the reaper... I'm utterly rambling now, don't know what or who or where to do or say... chill, more nice music... roll on 4:30