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Nov. 9th, 2001
At work, yay!
Didn't have to walk 'cos today is gym day, so I drove, yay!
And my car wasn't badly iced up either, bounce!
The office is warm, it's friday, I have pink floyd, air and stars of the lid to listen to.
I solved my evil coding problem yesterday
I mastered blacksmithing in EQ last night
Met a friend I'd not seen in ages on a MUSH as well
LOTS of happy things
and it's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!
YAYAYAYAY!
Bounce!
And I've not even had any sugar yet, although I suspect in the right mood just the minty freshness of my toothpaste can make me all hyper.
Ooo now theres a marketing idea, combination caffine and toothpaste, since apply sustances to the gum increases their time to the bloodstream over digestion, doesn't it?
I can see it now
~fade up, girl virtually crawls to the sink to do her teeth, the jingle song plays~
It's morning time and you want to sleep
Get your toothbrush and scrub it deep
Brush away and soon you'll find
Morning jolted into your mind!
~then to the song of 'go west'~
Jolt-paste, it wakes you up
Jolt-paste, it gives you a buzz
Jolt-paste, it cleans your teeth
Jolt-paste, makes you happy
Jolt-paste, see the dancing lights
Jolt-paste, shake away the nights
Jolt-paste, wakes you up okay
Jolt-paste, no need for that sick day
~The lass starts brushing her teeth and theres a sudden shining flash and she's magically transformed into a coked-out raver dancing like a crackhead in front of the sink to disco lighting~
Yeah, feel the toothpaste revolution baby!
Didn't have to walk 'cos today is gym day, so I drove, yay!
And my car wasn't badly iced up either, bounce!
The office is warm, it's friday, I have pink floyd, air and stars of the lid to listen to.
I solved my evil coding problem yesterday
I mastered blacksmithing in EQ last night
Met a friend I'd not seen in ages on a MUSH as well
LOTS of happy things
and it's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!
YAYAYAYAY!
Bounce!
And I've not even had any sugar yet, although I suspect in the right mood just the minty freshness of my toothpaste can make me all hyper.
Ooo now theres a marketing idea, combination caffine and toothpaste, since apply sustances to the gum increases their time to the bloodstream over digestion, doesn't it?
I can see it now
~fade up, girl virtually crawls to the sink to do her teeth, the jingle song plays~
It's morning time and you want to sleep
Get your toothbrush and scrub it deep
Brush away and soon you'll find
Morning jolted into your mind!
~then to the song of 'go west'~
Jolt-paste, it wakes you up
Jolt-paste, it gives you a buzz
Jolt-paste, it cleans your teeth
Jolt-paste, makes you happy
Jolt-paste, see the dancing lights
Jolt-paste, shake away the nights
Jolt-paste, wakes you up okay
Jolt-paste, no need for that sick day
~The lass starts brushing her teeth and theres a sudden shining flash and she's magically transformed into a coked-out raver dancing like a crackhead in front of the sink to disco lighting~
Yeah, feel the toothpaste revolution baby!
The annoying co-worker who whistles has got another job - he'll be leaving soon!
He's happy
I'm happy
We're both happy!
And I never have to beat him senseless with a sturdy length of 2x4 in order to stop him whistling
I wonder if it stated on his CV 'whistles annoyingly at work making other coworkers consider ramming my head into the shredder'
Maybe some kind of more honest CV is required.
BOOOOUNCE
Too bouncy
Neeeeed sugar
Bet the canteen doesn't have and fruit pastels
Gonna see
Yeah
So there
With cherries on top
And fresh cream
And chocolate spinkles
And those little coloured sugar frosting things
And toffee syrup
And everything ever, on top of my ice-cream, a huge planet ON my ice-cream, planetary ice-cream... I'll have a saturn and jupiter to go, on rye, with ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air!
Bounce!
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
And bounce some more...
need some sugar, it's canteen time!
He's happy
I'm happy
We're both happy!
And I never have to beat him senseless with a sturdy length of 2x4 in order to stop him whistling
I wonder if it stated on his CV 'whistles annoyingly at work making other coworkers consider ramming my head into the shredder'
Maybe some kind of more honest CV is required.
BOOOOUNCE
Too bouncy
Neeeeed sugar
Bet the canteen doesn't have and fruit pastels
Gonna see
Yeah
So there
With cherries on top
And fresh cream
And chocolate spinkles
And those little coloured sugar frosting things
And toffee syrup
And everything ever, on top of my ice-cream, a huge planet ON my ice-cream, planetary ice-cream... I'll have a saturn and jupiter to go, on rye, with ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air
OH MY!
Ions and geigers and air!
Bounce!
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
And bounce some more...
need some sugar, it's canteen time!
No fruit pastels!
"Disaster" thinks I... but no, lo like an angel hovering above on a delicate cloud made of purest sugar just as I was leaving the canteen the joyous wonder of the holy jellybean machine did hove into view
~Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!~ (Angel type singing as a mystical relic of purest sugar appears with little twinkling lights)
And the lord spake, saying take thine 20 pence, not 19, not 21 and place it in the holy jellybean machine
And turneth the handle
And lo, thou shalt receive a poxy number of jellybeans (10, one of which dropped on the floor)
Prayest thou for the green jellybean, for it is the most sacred of the slightly curved jelly sweets
And I inserted my 20 pence, and turned the handle
And lo, one of them did bounce away, and it was red, so that was nearly ok
I blessed was I for three of the holy jellybeans were green
And there was much rejoicing
"Disaster" thinks I... but no, lo like an angel hovering above on a delicate cloud made of purest sugar just as I was leaving the canteen the joyous wonder of the holy jellybean machine did hove into view
~Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!~ (Angel type singing as a mystical relic of purest sugar appears with little twinkling lights)
And the lord spake, saying take thine 20 pence, not 19, not 21 and place it in the holy jellybean machine
And turneth the handle
And lo, thou shalt receive a poxy number of jellybeans (10, one of which dropped on the floor)
Prayest thou for the green jellybean, for it is the most sacred of the slightly curved jelly sweets
And I inserted my 20 pence, and turned the handle
And lo, one of them did bounce away, and it was red, so that was nearly ok
I blessed was I for three of the holy jellybeans were green
And there was much rejoicing
First proper sugar rush of the day
A tingle through my body, shivering all over, the tang of sugar sliding down to my stomach a surge of blood shuddering to my brain, a pop and buzz of swirling in my mind, the world wakes up and does the tango
And that was from one jellybean, welcome to my world
A tingle through my body, shivering all over, the tang of sugar sliding down to my stomach a surge of blood shuddering to my brain, a pop and buzz of swirling in my mind, the world wakes up and does the tango
And that was from one jellybean, welcome to my world
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Nov. 9th, 2001 02:41 pmoh to be home
where the chili puffs roam
and the wires and the cantelope play
take me away
ha ha he he
to the funny farm
I have a starting role at three
mellow dish
for a fish
us and them
round the bend
see spot run
run spot run
rhino says its a good day
but how can I hear what he says
when I have my headphones in?
where the chili puffs roam
and the wires and the cantelope play
take me away
ha ha he he
to the funny farm
I have a starting role at three
mellow dish
for a fish
us and them
round the bend
see spot run
run spot run
rhino says its a good day
but how can I hear what he says
when I have my headphones in?
T minus 5 minutes
Nov. 9th, 2001 04:19 pmand I think I've just cracked the problem in the code...
Oh yeah, who's your daddy?
:)
Oh yeah, who's your daddy?
:)
