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Quiz time!
Jul. 28th, 2001 03:24 pm*que applause*
'Hello good evening and welcome to the fabulous new "Whats in Robin's brain" show, this week we've got an all star cast of random collected famous people from history, body organs and theoretical particles.'
*more applause*
'Ok, without further ado, here's our first guest, Mr.Speen.'
~Bibble blib
'Great to have you here Mr.Spleen, we're looking forward to hearing some of those jokes that gave the Queen a hernia laughing.'
~Blob blob blibble
*the crowd bursts into laughter*
'Excellent, you're just too good, anyway, here's Mr. Fermion, a third generation particle that I know absolutely nothing about.'
=Hmmmmmm
*canned laughter*
'Oh true, what do I know about? Oh dear, I see you and Mr.Spleen are going to be a handful'
~Blobble
*more laughter*
'Right, anyway, our final guest here today is Ghengis Khan, now Ghengis can't actually speak English, so we've hired a translator to translate everything he says.'
-Ghengis screams, rants and raves and slices the microphone in two with a hand axe.
"He says he's delighted to be here Phil."
'Great, great. Anyway... lets move right onto round one of the competetion, and we're playing for pixie sticks here people, so for 50 sticks a question on Robins brain...'
~Blobble?
'Yes we're assuming the theory he has a brain, maybe Mr.Fermion can help us here?'
=Hmmmmmmm
*canned laughter*
'Oh too true, too true! Anyway, first question... whats the most amusing body organ?'
~Blobble!
'That is correct, the spleen! That's 50 sticks to you Mr.Spleen, hardly a challenging question, ok, for 50 more sticks, which is the odd one out; chocolate, sugar, crack cocaine, pixie sticks and sherbert?'
=Hmmmmmmmm
'I'm afraid not... anyone else?'
AIEEEEEE!!!!!!
"Mr. Khan says 'chocolate'"
'Correct! That's because chocolate is the only one of those that can't be snorted viewers, but don't try this at home. Anyway, we'll take a short break now and we'll be right back...'
*Cut to commercials*
Plain grey background. Man looking depressed.
"Are you depressed?" The man nods.
"Are you unhappy?" The man nods again.
"Worthless, pointless and wondering what to do with your useless existance?" The man is looking at a pistol and looks up and nods.
"Then you need.... SUGAR"
There is a hideous crashing noise and a dumper truck crashes through the wall and pours a tonne of granulated tate & lyle over the man, who vanishes from sight.
*que quirky signature tune*
"It's white, it's round, it grows in the ground.
It's sugar sugar sugar!
Picks you up and gives you a buzz,
It's not cocaine so you can't get nicked by the fuzz,
It's sugar sugar sugar!"
The mans head pops out and his eyes are wide open and he's shaking and looking somewhat hyperactive.
"Sugar, because crack cocaine isn't legal."
'Hello good evening and welcome to the fabulous new "Whats in Robin's brain" show, this week we've got an all star cast of random collected famous people from history, body organs and theoretical particles.'
*more applause*
'Ok, without further ado, here's our first guest, Mr.Speen.'
~Bibble blib
'Great to have you here Mr.Spleen, we're looking forward to hearing some of those jokes that gave the Queen a hernia laughing.'
~Blob blob blibble
*the crowd bursts into laughter*
'Excellent, you're just too good, anyway, here's Mr. Fermion, a third generation particle that I know absolutely nothing about.'
=Hmmmmmm
*canned laughter*
'Oh true, what do I know about? Oh dear, I see you and Mr.Spleen are going to be a handful'
~Blobble
*more laughter*
'Right, anyway, our final guest here today is Ghengis Khan, now Ghengis can't actually speak English, so we've hired a translator to translate everything he says.'
-Ghengis screams, rants and raves and slices the microphone in two with a hand axe.
"He says he's delighted to be here Phil."
'Great, great. Anyway... lets move right onto round one of the competetion, and we're playing for pixie sticks here people, so for 50 sticks a question on Robins brain...'
~Blobble?
'Yes we're assuming the theory he has a brain, maybe Mr.Fermion can help us here?'
=Hmmmmmmm
*canned laughter*
'Oh too true, too true! Anyway, first question... whats the most amusing body organ?'
~Blobble!
'That is correct, the spleen! That's 50 sticks to you Mr.Spleen, hardly a challenging question, ok, for 50 more sticks, which is the odd one out; chocolate, sugar, crack cocaine, pixie sticks and sherbert?'
=Hmmmmmmmm
'I'm afraid not... anyone else?'
AIEEEEEE!!!!!!
"Mr. Khan says 'chocolate'"
'Correct! That's because chocolate is the only one of those that can't be snorted viewers, but don't try this at home. Anyway, we'll take a short break now and we'll be right back...'
*Cut to commercials*
Plain grey background. Man looking depressed.
"Are you depressed?" The man nods.
"Are you unhappy?" The man nods again.
"Worthless, pointless and wondering what to do with your useless existance?" The man is looking at a pistol and looks up and nods.
"Then you need.... SUGAR"
There is a hideous crashing noise and a dumper truck crashes through the wall and pours a tonne of granulated tate & lyle over the man, who vanishes from sight.
*que quirky signature tune*
"It's white, it's round, it grows in the ground.
It's sugar sugar sugar!
Picks you up and gives you a buzz,
It's not cocaine so you can't get nicked by the fuzz,
It's sugar sugar sugar!"
The mans head pops out and his eyes are wide open and he's shaking and looking somewhat hyperactive.
"Sugar, because crack cocaine isn't legal."
