Pun time

May. 9th, 2002 01:53 pm
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the
middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the
road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,
looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks
him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in
their field."

Date: 2002-05-09 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wechsler.livejournal.com
Just stand there while I go find something very heavy.

Date: 2002-05-09 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melakafray.livejournal.com
hey, leave him alone...its an atrocious joke, but he deserves to live!!

Date: 2002-05-09 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wechsler.livejournal.com
Now if only you'd met him, that might come as some sort of recommendation ;)

Date: 2002-05-09 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mooglemania.livejournal.com
well I heard they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to the man who invented venetian blinds. Apparently if he hadn't done so, it would have been curtains for all of us....

Date: 2002-05-09 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
I'm glad that joke drew to a close quickly

Re:

Date: 2002-05-09 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mooglemania.livejournal.com
(bows gracefully) i than'you

Date: 2002-05-09 08:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] emperor
Now, where *did* I leave the pentobarb?

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