Well...

[robinbloke]

back at work again, and not much seems to have changed really except, frighteningly, there are now four additional hand cream washes in the gents, making a total of five, each with instructions... wierd. On a more thankful note the nutter hasn't returned at all, our MIS department managed to sort out my password problem within half an hour (I'd forgotten it, oops!) and I only had 99 emails to work through.
Time to distribute rock and show photos to everyone.